Oh my God!!

E: I think we should have taken the chopper instead

M: This is about ten times worse than I imagined. Stupid Hogwarts train.

E: Not only does the old woman look a lot like the Mom on Everybody Loves Raymond but she is by far the most pissed off. I hope there's a rumble between her and the family soon. Could you tell the little girl to stop touching me/taking my seat and the teen, tell her to pull her pants up.
PS I hope the diaper gets changed soon

M: Ray's mom was ticked about the packs. She thinks they're going to fall. I hope they do. She's not related to the family, right? Just an unfortunate bystander? These people are gross. She was asking the little girl whether she pooped and they're eating so loud. Disgusting. They're probably going to buy junk from every sketch vendor on the train. I can't really imagine how this would be worse unless they each had an extra 200 pounds.

M: Ok my loyalties have changed. I am aligning myself with Ray's mom. What did you think of the whole window debacle? That woman next to you is unbelievably rude; an ogress. Why must the teenager sing?? And she talks SO loud, even though our faces are all only a blessed 2 feet apart. The other lady is just bizarre. When do you think they're getting off? Also, what do you think the chances are that the bathroom is actually useable?

E: True the woman is rude but at least she's not passive aggressive. I honestly don't like them all. I would have to say that I would choose Ray's Mom as the best passenger. It's just that the annoyingness of her personality comes out (understandably) because of the gross family. Is the weird one with the pooped handed child expecting another loud crazy child? Did you catch the wiff of fecal matter when the window thing was going on? Hopefully they will get off in the very near future. PS tell teen brat that whatever she's laughing at is not funny. And please tell them all to pipe down.

M: I pray to god that's chocolate on her hand...

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